Я их обожаю! Англичанин Адам видит суровые сны и говорит во время этого. А его жена Карен это записывает в блоге sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/. Они рулят!
Наверняка это хотя бы частично уже перевели и запостили в рунете, но я всё-таки выбрала свои любимые. Пока только за 2009.

Sep 1 2009
[while drifting off to sleep during a sensible conversation] "The plumbing doesn't help with the cucumbers anymore."

Oct 8 2009
"Give me one good reason why not."
"Iiiiii'm gonna poke you in the eye."
"You shouldn't say things like that. my breath can kill."
"Sigh of a ninja."
"It's definitely time to get up. Yes. My dog needs a new tutu."
"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."

Oct 18 2009
"You spin me. You spin me round and round. Stop spinning me!"

Oct 26 2009
[in a cute, sing-song voice] "Time to bounce your face off the waa-aall."

Nov 8 2009
"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."

Nov 16 2006
"I've got two things to say to you: fuck and off. Capish?"

Dec 3 2009
"Wait... wait... I know what it feels like to be like you: Shit."

Dec 4 2009
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."

Dec 18 2009
"Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."
"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."

Dec 23 2009
"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."

P.S. Это вторая причина, почему я решила завести дневник. Надо же записать эту прелесть!
P.P.S. Ну и конечно, если мои 2,5 анонима прикажут, я это переведу на досуге ;-)

@темы: Адам и Карен